Kill the Beast
Sports, Politics and Entertainment
Monday, July 7th, 2008
Sports
Free Agent
Shuffle Doesn’t Change Much – Christopher Alberta
Canada Day has whole other
meaning for hockey fans. Every July 1st, followers of great game of
stick and puck get to watch all the teams in the NHL re-tool their rosters and
get ready for the regular season campaign to come. This year, the first week of
free agency featured many buyer teams that in pervious seasons stayed out of
the bidding as well as players who took some unexpected contracts.
To begin, the Chicago Blackhawks, under their new ownership, finally decided to
hire someone in the summer time. And for the ‘Hawks, anything worth doing is
worth doing right, as they picked up offensive defenseman Brian Campbell
previously of the San Jose Sharks and Buffalo Sabres.
The Stanley Cup
champion Detroit Red Wings were relatively quiet, but they did sign the biggest
free agent name of the season when they lured Marian Hossa,
formerly of the Penguins, Thrashers and Senators, with an undersized $7 million
contract for one year. Hossa could have gotten a lot
more money and term from other teams, but decided that he wanted the best
chance to win and so took less money to play for the Red Wings.
The Toronto Maple Leafs
brought back an old face as they always seem to do, signing 41 year old Curtis
Joseph for one year to back up Vesa Toskala. Also, the Leafs added Nik
Hagman for a very economic $3million per year for
four years. Lastly,
The Vancouver Canucks’
GM Mike Gillis did absolutely nothing in the high quality free agent department.
Largely believed to have replaced former GM Dave Nonis
because of Nonis’ lack of activity at February’s
trade deadline, Vancouver failed to attract even mid range players such as Hagman or Ryan Malone who signed in Tampa Bay. Despite a
monster 2 year $20 million offer to big man Mats Sundin,
the Canucks are without a big centerman or even a
credible scoring threat after the Sedin twins. While
Markus Naslund’s departure to
Entertainment
Less Psycho, More Billy – Marie
Miner
At a time in which punk rock has split into so many variations such as emo-punk, pop-punk, and folk-punk to name a few, there is
one genre that is overlooked and underrepresented: Psychobilly.
What the heck is Psychobilly? Generally, it
refers to music with a punk-rock-derived tempo, country twang, a monster
stand-up bass guitar, undertones of dramatic horror and dark lyrics.
Tiger Army is a punk band that has risen to international fame playing Psychobilly tunes. Hailing from the
On tour, Tiger Army had successfully evaded
The rest of the set seemed to sacrifice unique and interesting songs for
songs that remain within the musical boundaries that the leaders of Tiger Army had
earlier set for the band. In other words, they took no risks and followed a
safe, often boring set list that left me feeling indifferent. The band members
themselves didn’t do much out of the ordinary to excite the crowd. They lacked
a certain charisma that comes naturally to crowd-pleasers like NOFX or the Barenaked Ladies. So save your dollars on the Tiger Army show
and buy the albums, because these punk rockers still have a few things to learn
about showmanship.
Feature
Fenton’s
Choice (Part 4 of 4) – Marie Sulford
It had always been very quiet in the half empty hotel. The massive stone
walls deadened what sound there was, so that when I awoke with a jerk around
midnight to the noise of urgent shouting, I was greatly alarmed. I heard the
lift clicking from floor to floor on its way up the building and the sound of
feet running faster and faster up the stone staircase that formed a curved well
round the lift.
“Go away, go away. Stop following me!” I could hear Fenton shouting.
I rushed to the landing just in time to see Fenton disappear in the lift
to the floor above. A young man was running easily up the stairs after him,
although hesitantly as to seem never to gain on the lift. I panted up the
stairs after him to the sixth floor. There was the lift, the gated doors wide
open but no sign of Fenton or the young man. Fenton’s bedroom door was shut.
I banged on the door. I heard a window open and the sound of shutters
being thrown back and then a high anguished scream. I banged on the door, my
voice squeaking with fright. I shouted “Fenton! Fenton! Are you alright?! Open
the door!”
It opened slowly. It was Fenton standing there. He smiled at me, a
strange and malicious smile that I’d never seen on his face before. I drew
back. “Where is that man?” I whispered, trying to peer into the dark room.
“There’s no one here”, Fenton said as he shrugged and then laughed,
looking at me with an insolence quite unlike Fenton.
I found myself shrinking away out of the room and he suddenly banged the
door in my face.
Somehow, trembling all over, I got back to my room, fumbled into a coat
and shoes and went down in the lift to the foyer. The night porter glanced at
me in surprise. “Young Mr. Fenton has gone upstairs”, he said, “with another
young man. It’s his brother perhaps, they are very alike. Will he be staying
too? As they were hurrying, I did not have a chance to ask them anything.”
I nodded and to his surprise, I unlocked the big door into the garden
behind the hotel. “Back in a minute”, I whispered.
The night was calm and a full moon floated up. After the rain, all was
shimmering and clear in the small high-walled garden. I crept around under
Fenton’s window. I was terrified I’d find someone smashed to the ground but
there was no one, nothing.
A giant magnolia tree with immense white flowers towered up the grey
stone walls of the old building, almost up to Fenton’s window which I saw was
wide open.
“Fenton, Fenton”, I murmured and I thought I heard someone sigh.
I left the hotel very early the next morning. I never saw Fenton again.
I learned later that no one ever saw Fenton again, not his grandmother, nor his
uncle in the Argentine.
I was summoned to Mr. Wynne when I got back, who
wanted a full account and found I could tell him nothing.
THE END
Horoscopes
Aries: Big things happen to big people. Bigger isn’t always better though
Taurus: Don’t wait for opportunity to knock. Sometimes you have to go looking for it
Gemini: Worrying never helped Abe catch the White Whale. It won’t help with your latest problem either
Cancer: Keep up the good work and you will be rewarded. Flag before
the finish and it was all for nothing
Leo: The summer is the great season for Leos: lots of daylight to sleep through and short nights to prowl around
Virgo: Try to ignore the nagging doubts you have about your latest plans. Sometimes, to follow something through to the end is an accomplishment unto itself
Libra: Watch out for unexpected arguments. Don’t talk to someone you whom you know is looking for a fight
Scorpio: Boredom is one person’s prison and another’s vacation. Try to make the most of your free time
Sagittarius: Be all that you can be is a great idea, but in real life, it often falls short of the mark
Capricorn: To keep things simple you have to say no sometimes. Current complications come from too many obligations
Aquarius: Music can’t solve your problems it can only make you forget them briefly.
Pisces: Drugs can solve your problems but you might not remember what they are exactly