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Sunday June
15th, 2008
Politics
All Apologies –
Fritz Kenwood
The Canadian government
recently made a formal apology for its residential school policy, designed over
a century ago to assimilate Native American children into the colonial Canadian
society. Following the example set by the Australian government in their own
briefer apology for residential schools, for reasons political and moral,
Stephen Harper’s Conservative minority decided that now was the time to make
amends for the damage caused by an institution aimed to “Canadian-ize” the first Canadians. While the residential schools
were not necessarily unique among boarding schools at the time in-so-far as
abuse was concerned, they were explicitly racist and cruelly obligatory.
Children were taken from their families against the parents’ will and it is a
sad chapter of Canadian history.
To say, however, that
the residential schools extinguished Native American culture is to place blame
on too few shoulders. For a present day government to attempt to make amends
for so deeply rooted an anthropological occurrence is arrogant beyond
expression. Native American peoples were once dominant across the entire
continent of
Human anthropology is
often a matter of luck and geography. Take, for instance, the race to sail the
seas in the 1400s. In the west, the newly powerful European nations; in the
east, the much older and more technically advanced Chinese Empire. The Chinese
sent fleets of ships to East Africa long before a Portuguese explorer found his
way around the Cape of Good Hope and charted a sea route to
An apology for a
misguided and abusive government institution was needed for those who felt its
bitter effects. But it is a mockery to attempt to apologize for a struggle
begun hundreds of years before a Canadian government even existed and the roots
of which are found in the geography of continents and the intricacies of
humanities’ halting and violent diffusion over the planet. Perhaps the
ill-conceived scale of the Canadian apology reveals it for the political
posturing is appears to be and a mere obligation at that, since another former
British Dominion set the example, though with more appropriate, confined
understatement.
Sports
You’ve got to wonder
what it’s like for kids in
If there’s one thing we know for sure, it’s that
Features
Fenton’s
Choice (Part 1 of 4) – Marie Sulford
Of course Mr. Wynne put
the blame on me and so there I was on the horse-hair seat, watching the clock
waiting for him to come back to the
Mr. Wynne had insisted
on the train for Fenton, cutting it fine for the ferry. The wind blew round the
little halt. I wondered if I would know the boy at once. People change suddenly
I thought, turn a dozen pages at a go – and it had been more than a year since
I’d seen him.
If I had still thought
of any of the boys with pleasure, it was of Fenton. I remembered that June
afternoon when he’d lain flushed and worried while old Wynne pounded up and
down the sick room with a telegram and I watched a lilac plume of wisteria
waving across the open window. A silly time to have measles,
just at the end of term.
“It’s your choice
Fenton. Make up your mind, boy” the old Housemaster grumbled; just as he’d bark
out “tea or coffee” at breakfast. “Shall we say
Fenton’s hesitations
were maddening of course. “You’d better accept your Uncle’s offer”. Mr. Wynne
said. “You could do with a man’s advice and a new background. I don’t want to
lose you, you are the only boy we have in this House with a real chance of an
Afraid
of what? As his parents were dead perhaps of that Welsh grandmother he
lived with during the holidays. She looked to be a sour old woman with a mouth
like a puff ball and small eyes staring harshly from under heavy beetle brows. Fenton kept a picture of her at the back of
his locker. I had seen a picture of Fentons’ rich
cattle-rancher uncle who lived in the Argentine. He had an easy-going malicious
smile. He’d had no children, and suddenly offered to take Fenton on. He’d
written that he wouldn’t offer twice. But would Fenton dare offend the old
grandmother?
“I’ll go to
And so he did. Mr.
Wynne put the blame for everything that happened consequently on me, even
though I retired a year previously, here I was still picking up the pieces… I’d
suddenly got a letter from Mr. Wynne – not a word about me of course, “Fenton’s
won his scholarship. Done very well, but something is wrong with the boy, he
needs a complete change the doctor says and we are not to send him back where
he comes from, not done him one bit of good and he’s become increasingly fidgety
and nervy, how about taking him to Italy for a bit? Fenton can afford it.” (To
Be Continued)
Horoscopes
Aries: Hurry up.
Taurus: Slow down.
Gemini: Do not attempt to turn right or left as you risk toppling like a wobbly Jenga stack
Cancer: Spinning in circles is the cause of dizziness. But it sure is fun.
Leo: Jumping up and down can induce nausea. So keep it up and excrete that rat poison.
Virgo: Fishing is a relaxing way to relieve stress. But who wants the boredom that comes with relaxation and relief?
Libra: Run free in the wild this week. Next week will be the time to work hard in the field you are prancing through today.
Scorpio: In, out. Repeat if necessary.
Sagittarius: Act decisively except when uncertainty prevails. Some advice that is, eh?
Capricorn: Watch out for flying rodents. No one ever got rabies from a flying squirrel, but its probably about time then.
Aquarius: Look for the divine guide in the coming darkness. The divine guide will be light switch-shaped
.
Pisces: Jumping jacks keep the undertaker away.